January 2009
21 posts
“Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning...”
– News Blog - Times Online - WBLG: Greatest ever letter of complaint
This post is for people who like to have sex....
WatchIf he were dealing with the slightly overweight frizzy haired girls union or the insecure ugg boots over jeans union it’d be enough but the attractive girls union is very powerful and they know they don’t have to budge here.
In which reply-all serves a purpose
M: I'm going to go and try to unlock some cars...my friend just did it apparently last night.
---------Begin forwarded message---------
Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do
Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk.)
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked
Our car over a cell phone!'
---------End forwarded message---------
Me: Sorry...http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/keyless.asp
K: You don't even HAVE a car...let alone one with a keyless entry.
Me: Burn!
M: That's exactly the point: I don't have a car now, but I could steal one using my iKey
K: Great- lets go for dinner on Friday and you can pick me up. Mercedes please.
J: No dummy u have to HAVE the other cars key fob!!
Me: he's going to call the person who owns the car and ask them politely to press the button from their homes so he can steal their ride?
M: I could hot wire it.
*couple minutes pass*
M: Hahhahahah - I guess I didnt read the instructions closely!
J: This coming from a guy that thought if he put a lamp's plug in his mouth, held a roommates hand and then tased his leg, he'd get the lamp to light up...
Oh my how I miss college...
D: Aw, I remember that taser!
R: Then, clearly, it didn't do its job!
F: That's how he treats his condition...I think Valtrex would be much easier on you M.
J: M, I thought u weren't gonna tell everyone about the herpes...??
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