reblogged from eoporto
Boston is really nice this time of year. Go there. But if you must come to NY, whatever you do, do not come to Chelsea Market. Please. I work there and you slow moving red state zombies make my life miserable.
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Best Yelp Response to “Going to New York City. What you do there?!” (via eoporto)
And how. Sometimes I hope a flood will open up and wash all the mouth breathers out of there.