“What better way to say, ‘responsible parenting’ then dressing your kid up like a little crustacean and putting him in a pot and pretending like at the end of the party you and your friends might eat him.
This costume is a lot of fun for the 1st five minutes then your realize, I’m carrying a 10pd kid in a steel pot, not exactly as ergonomic as a baby bjorn.
Don’t worry if you’re kid can’t fit in the pot, just smush him in there till he sticks.”