If Obama were your boyfriend, you would have to adjust to the fact that in the privacy of his own home, he never wears clothes. Sometimes this would be endearing (when he is standing in the hallway sorting the mail, or emerges from the basement stairway carrying a basket of laundry); other times it would be comical (when he is leaning against the kitchen sink, staring out the window while talking on the phone with Nancy Pelosi). At first he would be almost apologetic about the need to strip down as soon as possible after entering the house, but over time it would become so natural you would find it more startling to see him stroll into a room completely dressed.
— thisisby.us - If Obama Were Your Boyfriend, by RedMaryCash